Spring Break
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Issue date: 2/9/09 Section: Commentary
To the kid who brought his own jar of peanut butter into South Dining Hall yesterday: Fight the Power!
I parked in an employee parking spot after hours on Tuesday night. The snow storm was so bad that I had to stay with a friend on campus because my car was plowed in. Then I got ticketed the next morning for not moving my car, even though it was still entirely surrounded by snow. Thanks UConn Police for making my life so much easier...
Dear USG, thanks for Eve 6. What, was Harvey Danger unavailable?
Why so many Michigan fans on Saturday? Free time ... There's no cars to build.
NEWSFLASH: Man walks close to woman. EVERYBODY PANIC.
So the UConn Alert system doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too," maybe we should keep those W courses after all.
Does Jonathan the Husky smile in his suit when he takes pictures with fans?
Getting into Gampel for the Michigan Game on Saturday was like getting into Wal Mart on Black Friday.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris checks his closet for Jeff Adrien.
I parked in an employee parking spot after hours on Tuesday night. The snow storm was so bad that I had to stay with a friend on campus because my car was plowed in. Then I got ticketed the next morning for not moving my car, even though it was still entirely surrounded by snow. Thanks UConn Police for making my life so much easier...
Dear USG, thanks for Eve 6. What, was Harvey Danger unavailable?
Why so many Michigan fans on Saturday? Free time ... There's no cars to build.
NEWSFLASH: Man walks close to woman. EVERYBODY PANIC.
So the UConn Alert system doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too," maybe we should keep those W courses after all.
Does Jonathan the Husky smile in his suit when he takes pictures with fans?
Getting into Gampel for the Michigan Game on Saturday was like getting into Wal Mart on Black Friday.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris checks his closet for Jeff Adrien.
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