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Issue date: 2/11/09 Section: Commentary
My tits are huge.
While Rudy Gay and Ray Allen are wathcing the game tonight on their HD plasmas, Gerry McNamara is trying to get reception on his 12-inch Sony.
To the guy who walked in on me in the libary bathroom, did you like what you saw?
UConn better have a text message alert ready for when we assault Syracuse tonight.
To the guy shining a laser pointer in my window, if you hadn't stopped when you did, I would have flashed you too.
There's an entire row of my lecture hall filled with people in North Face jackets. I guess I just won douchebag bingo.
Don't ever make Jeff Adrien mad. Just look what happened to Monteith.
Funny how the Plan of Study has the initials P.O.S.
Wednesday's forecast: Rain with a 100-percent chance of falling ceiling tiles.
How long do you have to wait after the breakup to date your roommate's ex?
While Rudy Gay and Ray Allen are wathcing the game tonight on their HD plasmas, Gerry McNamara is trying to get reception on his 12-inch Sony.
To the guy who walked in on me in the libary bathroom, did you like what you saw?
UConn better have a text message alert ready for when we assault Syracuse tonight.
To the guy shining a laser pointer in my window, if you hadn't stopped when you did, I would have flashed you too.
There's an entire row of my lecture hall filled with people in North Face jackets. I guess I just won douchebag bingo.
Don't ever make Jeff Adrien mad. Just look what happened to Monteith.
Funny how the Plan of Study has the initials P.O.S.
Wednesday's forecast: Rain with a 100-percent chance of falling ceiling tiles.
How long do you have to wait after the breakup to date your roommate's ex?
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Chris Belmonte
posted 2/11/09 @ 5:19 PM EST
To the douchebag playing guitar outside of McMahon at 5:00 yesterday in a sport coat and jeans.....really? I mean really what did you think was going to happen?
edgar garcia
posted 2/11/09 @ 9:20 PM EST
to the girl who selling her ticket to the syracuse game 10 minutes before the game ......how much you want for it????
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