Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/12/09 Section: Commentary
They showed a close-up of Jeff Adrien on my TV and the screen broke in half.
Congratulations to the Sports Editor for writing an entire article without mentioning Miley Cyrus once. Good job!
Hi InstantDaily, I was wondering if you guys had any copies of 'Battletoads' for sale?
If Syracuse had an InstantDaily, I bet tomorrow's would say, "Waaahhh. Boo hoo. I wish we played basketball like UConn! I wish our colors weren't so obnoxious!"
According to Facebook, InstantDaily is a girl. All this time I've been thinking it was the perfect man. I have some hard thinking to do.
Spring is a flirtatious whore.
Only Eric Devendorf could beat our women's team.
Every time Hasheem Thabeet blocks a shot, an angel gets its wings.
UConn basketball makes Syracuse basketball look like UConn football.
Student_Announce-L, I hate you. I hate you so much.
Congratulations to the Sports Editor for writing an entire article without mentioning Miley Cyrus once. Good job!
Hi InstantDaily, I was wondering if you guys had any copies of 'Battletoads' for sale?
If Syracuse had an InstantDaily, I bet tomorrow's would say, "Waaahhh. Boo hoo. I wish we played basketball like UConn! I wish our colors weren't so obnoxious!"
According to Facebook, InstantDaily is a girl. All this time I've been thinking it was the perfect man. I have some hard thinking to do.
Spring is a flirtatious whore.
Only Eric Devendorf could beat our women's team.
Every time Hasheem Thabeet blocks a shot, an angel gets its wings.
UConn basketball makes Syracuse basketball look like UConn football.
Student_Announce-L, I hate you. I hate you so much.
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