The Daily Campus

Issue date: 2/13/09 Section: Commentary

Does anyone really like those Sweethearts with romantic quips on them?

If you received some, would you really do what they said?

Would you really kiss that person or marry them?

What if that person is your close friend?

That would be awkward.

What if your valentine is afraid of commitment?

No worries, that person probably wouldn't be your valentine then.

Do you think you will get flowers?

Will your relationship last as long as they do?

What if you're allergic to flowers?

Maybe you should give your valentine a heads up so Benadryl isn't a follow-up present.

Do you think you will get more than just flowers?

Last we heard, diamonds are pricey.

Aren't you a poor college student?

I hope you have some money saved up to impress that special someone.

What if your valentine forgets about the day altogether?

Are you going to make that person feel guilty?

Don't be too harsh, it is just another day.

But what if you break up on Valentine's Day?

Do people really do that?

Sorry about making you worry.

But seriously, do you guys have big plans?

Dinner and a movie?

Or are you expecting more?

No pressure.

What if you don't have a valentine?

Your friends could play Cupid.

But what if your date is hideous?

They say that love is blind.

What if you go on a blind date?

Does that make it easier to love?

Isn't love confusing?

Do you think you would be happier spending Valentine's Day with friends?

Or will you be alone waiting for that phone call?

Will you wait until that day to make plans?

What if they don't pan out?

You can still have a fun night.

If you are in fact available, will you be my valentine?

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