Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/13/09 Section: Commentary
Mono is the new Herpes.
I propose we change our school mascot from the husky to the 'Dove ... any takers?
Six score and eight years ago, the university brought forth on this campus two basketball teams, conceived in awesomeness, and dedicated to the proposition that all teams are not created equal.
If we let Jeff Adrien talk to the governor about the budget cuts ... we would have a budget surplus.
I got hit in the head by a piece of Arjona's roof. It didn't hurt, though; it seems the roof is made of cardboard.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Jeff Adrien's computer. Jeff Adrien is always in control.
My roommate always asks me about the sports InstantDailys because she doesn't understand them. I propose an InstantDaily sports section so she doesn't get confused.
Hasheem Thabeet makes the football team look like ... wait, Thabeet just makes everyone else look like a chump.
Do you think anyone would notice if I peed in the pool during a waterpolo game?
With the whole campus sick, does anyone else think that the university should just stop class for a few days?
We're talking about incomplete penetration in genetics and all I can think of is my last hookup.
Fact. I only make out with people when I am not sober. Fact.
I propose we change our school mascot from the husky to the 'Dove ... any takers?
Six score and eight years ago, the university brought forth on this campus two basketball teams, conceived in awesomeness, and dedicated to the proposition that all teams are not created equal.
If we let Jeff Adrien talk to the governor about the budget cuts ... we would have a budget surplus.
I got hit in the head by a piece of Arjona's roof. It didn't hurt, though; it seems the roof is made of cardboard.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Jeff Adrien's computer. Jeff Adrien is always in control.
My roommate always asks me about the sports InstantDailys because she doesn't understand them. I propose an InstantDaily sports section so she doesn't get confused.
Hasheem Thabeet makes the football team look like ... wait, Thabeet just makes everyone else look like a chump.
Do you think anyone would notice if I peed in the pool during a waterpolo game?
With the whole campus sick, does anyone else think that the university should just stop class for a few days?
We're talking about incomplete penetration in genetics and all I can think of is my last hookup.
Fact. I only make out with people when I am not sober. Fact.
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