Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/17/09 Section: Commentary
PUCK FITT!
The picture of 'O Girl' reminds me of your mom.
Jonathan Mandeldove is like the kids at Shippee: You'll never see him take a shot.
Hey refs, I just breathed on DeJuan Blair; call a foul on me!
Fact. Everyone who shouts out during the National Anthem should be punched by the person next to them for disrespecting America. Fact.
My roommate left me a note not to have sex on her bed.So I had sex on her chair instead.
Question: Who would win in a fight between a Bearcat and a Cardinal?
Answer: Irrelevant. These species exist only because Jeff Adrien allows them to.
Me: Do you have people who wear tails at your school?
My friend: Like animal tails? No, that's crazy; we have people who wear capes.
I bought candles and chocolates at the store today, and the lady looked at me as if it were for Valentine's Day.In actuality I'm just a fatass and my apartment smells like 'crap.'
I'm really happy the DC's sports editor can refer to the actor Paul Walker as "fine as hell"...
The picture of 'O Girl' reminds me of your mom.
Jonathan Mandeldove is like the kids at Shippee: You'll never see him take a shot.
Hey refs, I just breathed on DeJuan Blair; call a foul on me!
Fact. Everyone who shouts out during the National Anthem should be punched by the person next to them for disrespecting America. Fact.
My roommate left me a note not to have sex on her bed.So I had sex on her chair instead.
Question: Who would win in a fight between a Bearcat and a Cardinal?
Answer: Irrelevant. These species exist only because Jeff Adrien allows them to.
Me: Do you have people who wear tails at your school?
My friend: Like animal tails? No, that's crazy; we have people who wear capes.
I bought candles and chocolates at the store today, and the lady looked at me as if it were for Valentine's Day.In actuality I'm just a fatass and my apartment smells like 'crap.'
I'm really happy the DC's sports editor can refer to the actor Paul Walker as "fine as hell"...
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