Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/19/09 Section: Commentary
Whoever decided on the size of a sheet of toilet paper is either a genius or idiot, depending on the size of the poop.
Why would someone who is dying of the sniffles go to the 4th floor of the library?!?!?!?!
Yes, I understand that Jeff Adrien makes buses wait for him. But Jay Hickey controls the weather, which decides whether Adrien takes a bus or not.
Jay Hickey will be the best man at my wedding.
Jay Hickey, will you marry me?
President Hogan, will you marry me?
Rachel, hopefully for once you won't laugh at an InstantDaily, and will just say yes. Will you marry me? ~Ryan
Mandeldove is not like the kids in Shippee; we'll be rich after college.
InstantDaily should have babies with SmarterChild.
I wasn't feeling very manly about going to yoga class at Putnam, but then Jeff Adrien showed up. Now I realize that yoga must be the most manly activity on campus.
What do the men's basketball team, busta rhymes, and 50 cent all have in common? They all peaked in 2004.
That's not manure; it's the smell of Jeff Adrien's anger.
My 49 cents: 50 cent sucks.
Why would someone who is dying of the sniffles go to the 4th floor of the library?!?!?!?!
Yes, I understand that Jeff Adrien makes buses wait for him. But Jay Hickey controls the weather, which decides whether Adrien takes a bus or not.
Jay Hickey will be the best man at my wedding.
Jay Hickey, will you marry me?
President Hogan, will you marry me?
Rachel, hopefully for once you won't laugh at an InstantDaily, and will just say yes. Will you marry me? ~Ryan
Mandeldove is not like the kids in Shippee; we'll be rich after college.
InstantDaily should have babies with SmarterChild.
I wasn't feeling very manly about going to yoga class at Putnam, but then Jeff Adrien showed up. Now I realize that yoga must be the most manly activity on campus.
What do the men's basketball team, busta rhymes, and 50 cent all have in common? They all peaked in 2004.
That's not manure; it's the smell of Jeff Adrien's anger.
My 49 cents: 50 cent sucks.
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orlando
posted 2/19/09 @ 12:26 PM EST
What do the men's basketball team, busta rhymes, and 50 cent all have in common? They all peaked in 2004.
- that is great...
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