Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/23/09 Section: Commentary
I'd just like to say from experience that Scrabble is not, in fact, conducive to abstinence.
The real problem with proposing over InstantDaily is that, even if you succeed, you're stuck getting married.
Its 2:13 a.m. in Trumbull hall. Two drunks down the hall are screaming, fighting and crying. A guy is throwing up in the bathroom. Some guy above me keeps yelling "whore" and "slut." But you are sleeping peacefully in my bed while I waste time playing Minesweeper. I love you Laura.
Organic Chemistry is like sex: sticky, hard and almost always ending in embarrassment.
Can one put in a work order to have maintenance done to the site for work orders?
So what if the sports editor writes about Miley Cyrus?
At least he doesn't write about mascots in street fights.
I like to picture President Hogan in a tuxedo T-shirt. It says 'I'm trying to be formal, but I'm here to party, because I like to party.'
I'm allergic to peanuts so the last few weeks were the happiest weeks of my life. Thanks, salmonella.
I love the smell of a fresh parking ticket in the morning.
I'm on a boat.
I wish it were socially acceptable for college students to wear their hair in pigtails. I miss pigtails.
The real problem with proposing over InstantDaily is that, even if you succeed, you're stuck getting married.
Its 2:13 a.m. in Trumbull hall. Two drunks down the hall are screaming, fighting and crying. A guy is throwing up in the bathroom. Some guy above me keeps yelling "whore" and "slut." But you are sleeping peacefully in my bed while I waste time playing Minesweeper. I love you Laura.
Organic Chemistry is like sex: sticky, hard and almost always ending in embarrassment.
Can one put in a work order to have maintenance done to the site for work orders?
So what if the sports editor writes about Miley Cyrus?
At least he doesn't write about mascots in street fights.
I like to picture President Hogan in a tuxedo T-shirt. It says 'I'm trying to be formal, but I'm here to party, because I like to party.'
I'm allergic to peanuts so the last few weeks were the happiest weeks of my life. Thanks, salmonella.
I love the smell of a fresh parking ticket in the morning.
I'm on a boat.
I wish it were socially acceptable for college students to wear their hair in pigtails. I miss pigtails.
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