Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 2/24/09 Section: Commentary
It takes 40 cans of NOS to kill the average human being. Enough said.
Mmmbop… ba ba doo bop…skudu ba- ah, forget it, Hanson lyrics can't be typed. It's just not possible.
Fact: By volume, Dubra is cheaper than Fiji water. There is a God after all.
I can't wait to tell my first child, "Welcome to the world, I'm your dad! By the way, you owe the government $787 billion."
Dear UConn, where do you hide the cute girls during the winter?
The fact that Dicky V does Hooters commercials makes me love him that much more.
UConn is definitely a party school. My first memory involves seeing a man naked and passed out in the North quad wrapped up in a Twister board as a blanket.
The McMahon toaster suddenly came down with the McMahon flu. I guess it didn't use the hand sanitizer when it swiped in.
To the arrogant girl in my advanced English course: When you said "more happier," I judged you for it.
Fried dough tastes just as gross as it sounds.
Like the economy, my sex life is also in one of its worst recessions to date.
I'm not sure how to tell my roomie that I don't want to room with her next year without it being awkward for the next 2 months.
Can every girl out there just make a truce to not talk on the phone in the bathroom? It's uncomfortable for everyone.
Mmmbop… ba ba doo bop…skudu ba- ah, forget it, Hanson lyrics can't be typed. It's just not possible.
Fact: By volume, Dubra is cheaper than Fiji water. There is a God after all.
I can't wait to tell my first child, "Welcome to the world, I'm your dad! By the way, you owe the government $787 billion."
Dear UConn, where do you hide the cute girls during the winter?
The fact that Dicky V does Hooters commercials makes me love him that much more.
UConn is definitely a party school. My first memory involves seeing a man naked and passed out in the North quad wrapped up in a Twister board as a blanket.
The McMahon toaster suddenly came down with the McMahon flu. I guess it didn't use the hand sanitizer when it swiped in.
To the arrogant girl in my advanced English course: When you said "more happier," I judged you for it.
Fried dough tastes just as gross as it sounds.
Like the economy, my sex life is also in one of its worst recessions to date.
I'm not sure how to tell my roomie that I don't want to room with her next year without it being awkward for the next 2 months.
Can every girl out there just make a truce to not talk on the phone in the bathroom? It's uncomfortable for everyone.
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