Spring Break
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Issue date: 2/27/09 Section: Commentary
To everyone who thinks Calhoun's tirade was embarrassing (cough Jodi Rell), my best advice to you is, shut up.
After being denied a ride on Green Line three times this week due to overcrowding, I think it's time UConn invested in some double-decker buses.
Procrasterbate (verb): when you have work to do but your roommate isn't around...
Does anyone else find it to be no coincidence at all that Jesus Christ and Jim Calhoun have the same initials?
I think I'll make a competitor company for The North Face. South Foot will sell $200 socks.
My mother religiously reads The Daily Campus every day online. Today she commented on the article about Jim Calhoun and, after defending his honor, said that maybe UConn should cut Spring Weekend instead of Calhoun's salary. As her daughter, this is my official apology for her ridiculous and unforgivable behavior.
I don't know why I can't get a girlfriend at UConn. I'd go down more than the stock market.
I'm still on a boat.
After being denied a ride on Green Line three times this week due to overcrowding, I think it's time UConn invested in some double-decker buses.
Procrasterbate (verb): when you have work to do but your roommate isn't around...
Does anyone else find it to be no coincidence at all that Jesus Christ and Jim Calhoun have the same initials?
I think I'll make a competitor company for The North Face. South Foot will sell $200 socks.
My mother religiously reads The Daily Campus every day online. Today she commented on the article about Jim Calhoun and, after defending his honor, said that maybe UConn should cut Spring Weekend instead of Calhoun's salary. As her daughter, this is my official apology for her ridiculous and unforgivable behavior.
I don't know why I can't get a girlfriend at UConn. I'd go down more than the stock market.
I'm still on a boat.
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Deb Burr
posted 2/27/09 @ 12:09 PM EST
Hey, guy on the boat: is that you, Ian????
Ian
posted 2/27/09 @ 4:27 PM EST
No.
Also Calhoun > Spring Weekend. Fact.
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