Spring Break
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Issue date: 3/2/09 Section: Commentary
Who would name a pair of boots UGGs anyway? Do you really hate walking that much?
You know that it must be a slow night at DP Dough when you find a bottle cap to a Coors Light bottle in the delivery bag.
I laughed a little when CNN told Stevie Wonder to stop by and see them again.
My economic prediction: This next week will show a huge spike in the Adderall market.
Is it bad that I took a break from studying for my women's studies exam to watch porn?
I can't believe that I already broke my Lent resolution of not sleeping with any Catholic girls.
Dear roommate, sometimes when you leave for class in the morning, I do yoga on our pink fluffy rug. Naked.
Jeff Adrien watches '60 Minutes' in half an hour.
Dear Connecticut, it's 7:30 p.m. Massachusetts already has 120 school closings. You have none. Catch up, please, or its superiority will just be perpetuated.
My roommate called ahead of time to sexile me. Then he came back alone. I guess you can't blame him for being optimistic.
Hasheem Thabeet almost had a triple-double in points, rebounds and faked injuries.
You know that it must be a slow night at DP Dough when you find a bottle cap to a Coors Light bottle in the delivery bag.
I laughed a little when CNN told Stevie Wonder to stop by and see them again.
My economic prediction: This next week will show a huge spike in the Adderall market.
Is it bad that I took a break from studying for my women's studies exam to watch porn?
I can't believe that I already broke my Lent resolution of not sleeping with any Catholic girls.
Dear roommate, sometimes when you leave for class in the morning, I do yoga on our pink fluffy rug. Naked.
Jeff Adrien watches '60 Minutes' in half an hour.
Dear Connecticut, it's 7:30 p.m. Massachusetts already has 120 school closings. You have none. Catch up, please, or its superiority will just be perpetuated.
My roommate called ahead of time to sexile me. Then he came back alone. I guess you can't blame him for being optimistic.
Hasheem Thabeet almost had a triple-double in points, rebounds and faked injuries.
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Edgar
posted 3/02/09 @ 11:04 AM EST
Massachusetts does own Connecticut. It's been well established.
Frankie relaxes in Amsterdam
posted 3/04/09 @ 9:45 AM EST
As long as you watched a feminist flick by Anna Span you should be all right for your women's studies exam.
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