Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/4/09 Section: Commentary
Jeff Adrien went to the Virgin Islands. They came back as just islands.
My girlfriend tells me I'm witty, and the InstantDaily kills my confidence by not printing a single thing I send it.
Dear kid in the pink hat, you are the Mandeldove of the Student Section.
I said "have a nice weekend" to my professor today forgetting that it was only Tuesday ... I really need spring break.
Girlfriend: "Who is Mike Tyson"?
Me: "You don't know who Mike Tyson is?"
Girlfriend: "He's the guy who makes Tyson chicken, right?"
What I see while waiting for Yellow Line at the Co-op: Green, Blue, Red, Blue, Green, Red, Blue, Green, YELLOW!
I like to think of myself as a people person. Unless I'm in the library. Then I hate everyone.
UConn: It's all fun and games 'til someone loses a tail.
The lady at the ticket office told me that my credit card would be charged accordingly IF the women are to advance in the tournament ... it must have been her first day.
I got my flippy floppies.
My roommate and I decided to play the "Star Spangled Banner" for the people playing football in the Towers quad. The result: Twenty cold football players saluting our window.
More sno plz. Kthxbai.
My girlfriend tells me I'm witty, and the InstantDaily kills my confidence by not printing a single thing I send it.
Dear kid in the pink hat, you are the Mandeldove of the Student Section.
I said "have a nice weekend" to my professor today forgetting that it was only Tuesday ... I really need spring break.
Girlfriend: "Who is Mike Tyson"?
Me: "You don't know who Mike Tyson is?"
Girlfriend: "He's the guy who makes Tyson chicken, right?"
What I see while waiting for Yellow Line at the Co-op: Green, Blue, Red, Blue, Green, Red, Blue, Green, YELLOW!
I like to think of myself as a people person. Unless I'm in the library. Then I hate everyone.
UConn: It's all fun and games 'til someone loses a tail.
The lady at the ticket office told me that my credit card would be charged accordingly IF the women are to advance in the tournament ... it must have been her first day.
I got my flippy floppies.
My roommate and I decided to play the "Star Spangled Banner" for the people playing football in the Towers quad. The result: Twenty cold football players saluting our window.
More sno plz. Kthxbai.
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