Spring Break
InstantDaily
Issue date: 3/5/09 Section: Commentary
So what if people wear tails? I would be more embarrassed to be caught in UGGs and a NorthFace jacket.
Sweet Jesus, I finally saw a person with a tail. This whole time I thought it was just some bad joke.
My roommate thinks I'm gay because I said I'd have sex with Jeff Adrien. Relax bro, it's called evolution.
God has mercy. Jeff Adrien doesn't.
This is rainbow font, but you cannot tell because the InstantDaily is published in black and white.
You know you have senioritis when your professor e-mails you and asks you to withdraw from his class.
I like how uncooked PopTarts are referred to as "raw."
At night, Chuck Norris doesn't check for monsters under his bed, he checks for Jeff Adrien.
The way I see it, the person who picks the InstantDaily must be a business major. There's no way anyone else would have the time to read all these.
To the girl who left "can't orgasm when I have sex with my boyfriend" in the search field on a public computer: I'm sorry.
I get to wear my man scarf in March. What could be better?
Trinity's spring concert: Fabolous, Juelz Santana, Mike Jones and Kid Cudi.
UConn's spring concert: 50 Cent. Trinity, here I come.
Sweet Jesus, I finally saw a person with a tail. This whole time I thought it was just some bad joke.
My roommate thinks I'm gay because I said I'd have sex with Jeff Adrien. Relax bro, it's called evolution.
God has mercy. Jeff Adrien doesn't.
This is rainbow font, but you cannot tell because the InstantDaily is published in black and white.
You know you have senioritis when your professor e-mails you and asks you to withdraw from his class.
I like how uncooked PopTarts are referred to as "raw."
At night, Chuck Norris doesn't check for monsters under his bed, he checks for Jeff Adrien.
The way I see it, the person who picks the InstantDaily must be a business major. There's no way anyone else would have the time to read all these.
To the girl who left "can't orgasm when I have sex with my boyfriend" in the search field on a public computer: I'm sorry.
I get to wear my man scarf in March. What could be better?
Trinity's spring concert: Fabolous, Juelz Santana, Mike Jones and Kid Cudi.
UConn's spring concert: 50 Cent. Trinity, here I come.
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Webby
posted 3/05/09 @ 2:25 PM EST
The Adrien jokes are getting old.
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