Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/6/09 Section: Commentary
In my Computer Science W course, I just got three points off a lab report for putting a comma in a compound sentence. Did I mention that neither of my TAs are native English speakers?
More like stop.uconn.edu.
I failed a test because there was a question on the Spanish inquisition. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition; nobody does.
So I ran out of chasers last night, and decided to chase my Dubra with hot sauce. Thanks, Texas Pete.
What would happen to the basketball universe if Maya Moore and Jeff Adrien had a child together?
I told my roommate to get me the hose and he came back with the girls in the triple!
Mother Nature is a MILF.
Wanna hear a joke? International Women's Day.
I just took Power Yoga with Jeff Adrien.
To the boy whose girlfriend was trying to seductively shove a large slice of pizza down his throat at the U: Now you know how she feels.
Is it weird that the only place I could fit the life-size Hasheem Thabeet poster was above my bed? Is it weird if I like it?
Great job putting up wire fences to keep the geese off of Mirror Lake, UConn! One problem ... Geese can fly.
More like stop.uconn.edu.
I failed a test because there was a question on the Spanish inquisition. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition; nobody does.
So I ran out of chasers last night, and decided to chase my Dubra with hot sauce. Thanks, Texas Pete.
What would happen to the basketball universe if Maya Moore and Jeff Adrien had a child together?
I told my roommate to get me the hose and he came back with the girls in the triple!
Mother Nature is a MILF.
Wanna hear a joke? International Women's Day.
I just took Power Yoga with Jeff Adrien.
To the boy whose girlfriend was trying to seductively shove a large slice of pizza down his throat at the U: Now you know how she feels.
Is it weird that the only place I could fit the life-size Hasheem Thabeet poster was above my bed? Is it weird if I like it?
Great job putting up wire fences to keep the geese off of Mirror Lake, UConn! One problem ... Geese can fly.
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