Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/16/09 Section: Commentary
If Jeff Adrien is Superman, free throws are his Kryptonite.
I just got a new dog for my birthday! It's a boxer, but it was the runt of the litter. So I guess technically it's a boxer brief.
Women's team is to 10 minutes as men's team is to 70 minutes.
Daylight Savings Time took one hour away from my spring break. I want it back.
So who was the Buffalo Wild Wings worker pressing the overtime button for the UConn vs. Syracuse game the other night?
The overtime against Syracuse was more painful than the year I've gone without sex.
The first thing I did when I got back to school was download two hours of Blue Peni...I mean, 'Watchmen.'
After my vacation, for some reason I expected to return to UConn to see palm trees and ocean. I then saw a man with a tail and realized I was truly back to reality.
Selection Sunday is like Christmas all over again.
This spring break was better than biscuits made from scratch.
Spring break made me spring broke.
I just got a new dog for my birthday! It's a boxer, but it was the runt of the litter. So I guess technically it's a boxer brief.
Women's team is to 10 minutes as men's team is to 70 minutes.
Daylight Savings Time took one hour away from my spring break. I want it back.
So who was the Buffalo Wild Wings worker pressing the overtime button for the UConn vs. Syracuse game the other night?
The overtime against Syracuse was more painful than the year I've gone without sex.
The first thing I did when I got back to school was download two hours of Blue Peni...I mean, 'Watchmen.'
After my vacation, for some reason I expected to return to UConn to see palm trees and ocean. I then saw a man with a tail and realized I was truly back to reality.
Selection Sunday is like Christmas all over again.
This spring break was better than biscuits made from scratch.
Spring break made me spring broke.
Be the first to comment on this story