Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/17/09 Section: Commentary
Facebook changes its face more often than Joan Rivers does.
I saw a kid wearing a Syracuse sweatshirt today. he must have a death wish.
Today I went to an aerobics class with my grandmother. I swear, the 90-year-old ladies there are in better shape than half this campus.
I'm not pregnant. Yay!
I watched all six overtimes with my best friend from home. She thinks Devendorf belongs in Slytherin, not Syracuse.
I'm proposing Maya Moore for Jerome Dyson's replacement.
I left UConn with a warning and a Choices meeting. I came back to UConn on probation. Now I'm at Central.
While in New York City over break, I was asked if I was part of a gang because I was wearing a NorthFace and so were my friends. Apparently NorthFace wearers are more aggressive in the city.
Over break I told my mom my GPA and she said, 'It's okay, your still on my Dean's List." Thanks Mom...
The first thing I smelled when I went outside this morning was cow manure. It's official, I'm back at UConn.
I can't understand why everyone is so obsessed with the men's basketball team when the women's team actually wins every game they play. Screw sexist America.
I saw a kid wearing a Syracuse sweatshirt today. he must have a death wish.
Today I went to an aerobics class with my grandmother. I swear, the 90-year-old ladies there are in better shape than half this campus.
I'm not pregnant. Yay!
I watched all six overtimes with my best friend from home. She thinks Devendorf belongs in Slytherin, not Syracuse.
I'm proposing Maya Moore for Jerome Dyson's replacement.
I left UConn with a warning and a Choices meeting. I came back to UConn on probation. Now I'm at Central.
While in New York City over break, I was asked if I was part of a gang because I was wearing a NorthFace and so were my friends. Apparently NorthFace wearers are more aggressive in the city.
Over break I told my mom my GPA and she said, 'It's okay, your still on my Dean's List." Thanks Mom...
The first thing I smelled when I went outside this morning was cow manure. It's official, I'm back at UConn.
I can't understand why everyone is so obsessed with the men's basketball team when the women's team actually wins every game they play. Screw sexist America.
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