Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/18/09 Section: Commentary
It's time to grow my March Madness moustache.
So apparently you can't drink on the Green Line just because it's St. Patrick's Day.
Dear Putnam Dining Hall, just because you put cabbage on it, that doesn't make it Irish.
Yesterday was the first time I went green all semester! ...all over my friend's car. Guess I'm not a Healthy Husky.
I want to do body shots off Jonathan the Husky.
Eric Devendorf is Gerry McNamara on meth.
If Devendorf kicked his girlfriend in the face, shouldn't he be in jail? Or a trailer park?
Devendorf is to Malfoy as Flynn and Harris are to Crabbe and Goyle.
The best way for UConn to win the men's national championship? Put Meghan Gardler behind the opposing team's hoop.
To my math professor: when I say I don't understand, it doesn't mean that you should talk slower and louder. I'm not deaf and dumb.
To the person who put a tail on the picture of a person on the crosswalk sign near Arjona: Thank you.
Today looks like a great day for a unicycle ride in the middle of campus.
After visiting RIT over break, I just want to thank UConn for reminding me what attractive women look like.
The new art in the library is ugly as hell.
So apparently you can't drink on the Green Line just because it's St. Patrick's Day.
Dear Putnam Dining Hall, just because you put cabbage on it, that doesn't make it Irish.
Yesterday was the first time I went green all semester! ...all over my friend's car. Guess I'm not a Healthy Husky.
I want to do body shots off Jonathan the Husky.
Eric Devendorf is Gerry McNamara on meth.
If Devendorf kicked his girlfriend in the face, shouldn't he be in jail? Or a trailer park?
Devendorf is to Malfoy as Flynn and Harris are to Crabbe and Goyle.
The best way for UConn to win the men's national championship? Put Meghan Gardler behind the opposing team's hoop.
To my math professor: when I say I don't understand, it doesn't mean that you should talk slower and louder. I'm not deaf and dumb.
To the person who put a tail on the picture of a person on the crosswalk sign near Arjona: Thank you.
Today looks like a great day for a unicycle ride in the middle of campus.
After visiting RIT over break, I just want to thank UConn for reminding me what attractive women look like.
The new art in the library is ugly as hell.
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