Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/19/09 Section: Commentary
President Obama and I don't agree on most things, but when it comes to bracketology, we're on the same page.
After Thursday, Philly will be known as the City of Brotherly Mandeldove.
I was walking to Arjona today when I stepped on someone's retainer and broke it. How did someone not notice that fall out of their mouth?
While attempting to type the word 'coal' into my cell phone, T9 came up with 'anal' first, then 'cock.'
I'm from New Jersey, and believe me, it smells better than this manure-ridden campus.
To the couple who was holding hands and blocking my way today, next time I'm just gonna run through your arms and shout 'RED ROVER!'
InstantDaily, you are the Chris Brown to my Rihanna - no matter how bad you treat me, I will still stick around like an idiot.
To the kid in the library listening to Linkin Park so loud the whole quiet study floor can hear: Seriously? Linkin Park sucks!
Wanna hear about my awesome St. Patty's night? I... I don't remember.
Spring comes to Storrs: The birds are chirping, the grass is growing and the boobies are starting to emerge from their hibernation deep within their NorthFace dens.
Every time I have sex, I secretly hope Captain Condom will appear.
After Thursday, Philly will be known as the City of Brotherly Mandeldove.
I was walking to Arjona today when I stepped on someone's retainer and broke it. How did someone not notice that fall out of their mouth?
While attempting to type the word 'coal' into my cell phone, T9 came up with 'anal' first, then 'cock.'
I'm from New Jersey, and believe me, it smells better than this manure-ridden campus.
To the couple who was holding hands and blocking my way today, next time I'm just gonna run through your arms and shout 'RED ROVER!'
InstantDaily, you are the Chris Brown to my Rihanna - no matter how bad you treat me, I will still stick around like an idiot.
To the kid in the library listening to Linkin Park so loud the whole quiet study floor can hear: Seriously? Linkin Park sucks!
Wanna hear about my awesome St. Patty's night? I... I don't remember.
Spring comes to Storrs: The birds are chirping, the grass is growing and the boobies are starting to emerge from their hibernation deep within their NorthFace dens.
Every time I have sex, I secretly hope Captain Condom will appear.
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WTH
posted 3/19/09 @ 10:58 AM EST
WTH? Linkin Park is one of the best haha everything else was funny
shutupnj
posted 3/20/09 @ 12:15 AM EST
to all NJ students at UConn, once and for all:
SHUT UP AND GO TO RUTGERS
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