Spring Break
InstantDaily
Issue date: 3/20/09 Section: Commentary
It's OK that Obama has no faith that UConn will reach the Final Four, 'cause I have no faith in him fixing the economy.
The InstantDaily has a lower acceptance rate than UConn.
"Baby girl don't mean to be rude, I just wanna take you out, show you what I'm about. Take you out in my pickup truck..."
Today I saw a cop give parking tickets to three cars parked in a row. Looks like he just won the police version of tic-tac-toe.
Just out of curiosity, where is my broken retainer?
USG should be ashamed of themselves. Never give anyone named Seamus a hard time the day after St. Patrick's Day.
I judge every single person who presses the handicap button at the library.
I don't get it - what is Mandeldove?
Someday I'll look back on my college career and tell my kids about the night Mommy went slumming.
I'm watching the UCLA game, and according to the commentator, one player has a knack for loose balls.
103-47? I thought the women's game wasn't until Sunday!
You know you're in the music building when you see someone bring a tuba into the bathroom.
The InstantDaily has a lower acceptance rate than UConn.
"Baby girl don't mean to be rude, I just wanna take you out, show you what I'm about. Take you out in my pickup truck..."
Today I saw a cop give parking tickets to three cars parked in a row. Looks like he just won the police version of tic-tac-toe.
Just out of curiosity, where is my broken retainer?
USG should be ashamed of themselves. Never give anyone named Seamus a hard time the day after St. Patrick's Day.
I judge every single person who presses the handicap button at the library.
I don't get it - what is Mandeldove?
Someday I'll look back on my college career and tell my kids about the night Mommy went slumming.
I'm watching the UCLA game, and according to the commentator, one player has a knack for loose balls.
103-47? I thought the women's game wasn't until Sunday!
You know you're in the music building when you see someone bring a tuba into the bathroom.
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