Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/23/09 Section: Commentary
I am sitting in a room with three other people and I am the only one who keeps chuckling when they mention 'Morehead State.' Come on, people.
I just skimmed my Sparknotes. Is it Spring Weekend yet?
Maybe with the tuition increase UConn will be able to afford to exterminate the cockroaches in North.
Since UConn already bottles its own water, I think they should manufacture condoms next. They could be UConndoms.
According to the CBS announcers, A.J. Price was not known as a great shooter, but rather an 'explosive penetrator.' I wish I could have that distinction.
I'd like to sleep, but my neighbors have been going at it loudly for half an hour. Wait, make that my neighbors on both sides.
The Nike commercial where the guy says, 'Connecticut has a really good business school' will do more for us than BusinessWeek saying that in a real article. That pretty much sums up business right there.
I've missed countless opportunities by leaving parties to get to the SU by 1:00. Burritos > sex.
UConn must have gone to Staples before the tournament started, because that was easy.
Obama went 11 for 16 on the first day of March Madness. It looks like he knows as much about college basketball as he does about our economy.
I just skimmed my Sparknotes. Is it Spring Weekend yet?
Maybe with the tuition increase UConn will be able to afford to exterminate the cockroaches in North.
Since UConn already bottles its own water, I think they should manufacture condoms next. They could be UConndoms.
According to the CBS announcers, A.J. Price was not known as a great shooter, but rather an 'explosive penetrator.' I wish I could have that distinction.
I'd like to sleep, but my neighbors have been going at it loudly for half an hour. Wait, make that my neighbors on both sides.
The Nike commercial where the guy says, 'Connecticut has a really good business school' will do more for us than BusinessWeek saying that in a real article. That pretty much sums up business right there.
I've missed countless opportunities by leaving parties to get to the SU by 1:00. Burritos > sex.
UConn must have gone to Staples before the tournament started, because that was easy.
Obama went 11 for 16 on the first day of March Madness. It looks like he knows as much about college basketball as he does about our economy.
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