Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/24/09 Section: Commentary
I'm drinking a Keystone and just noticed it says '21 means 21' on the bottom. I guess they're trying to be ironic?
Grab N' Go is the UConn Fourth meal.
Spring may be a flirtatious whore, but winter is a psycho ex that can't accept that it's over.
Today I watched a squirrel use the cross walk to get to the other side of the street. Why can't the rest of UConn figure it out?
I saw a couple people this weekend wearing their NorthFace fleeces in reverse. It's not a Snuggie, ya know!
I realized I've been playing too much 'Mario Kart' lately when I saw a bunch of bananas in the dining hall and thought, 'Damn I would really prefer star power.'
The High School Cheerleading Championships at Disney World are sponsored by Abreva Herpes medication. Enough said.
Geno Auriemma doesn't have any opponents, just victims.
I don't care that i'll be a junior living in Towers. I could never leave; I'd miss the bagel woman too much.
I really want to see a tournament matchup between Morehead State and Oral Roberts.
Dear UConn: where I come from sidewalks are for pedestrians, not trucks.
Would it make people angry if I told them two current freshmen just got South?
Grab N' Go is the UConn Fourth meal.
Spring may be a flirtatious whore, but winter is a psycho ex that can't accept that it's over.
Today I watched a squirrel use the cross walk to get to the other side of the street. Why can't the rest of UConn figure it out?
I saw a couple people this weekend wearing their NorthFace fleeces in reverse. It's not a Snuggie, ya know!
I realized I've been playing too much 'Mario Kart' lately when I saw a bunch of bananas in the dining hall and thought, 'Damn I would really prefer star power.'
The High School Cheerleading Championships at Disney World are sponsored by Abreva Herpes medication. Enough said.
Geno Auriemma doesn't have any opponents, just victims.
I don't care that i'll be a junior living in Towers. I could never leave; I'd miss the bagel woman too much.
I really want to see a tournament matchup between Morehead State and Oral Roberts.
Dear UConn: where I come from sidewalks are for pedestrians, not trucks.
Would it make people angry if I told them two current freshmen just got South?
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