Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/25/09 Section: Commentary
Naughty by Nature will be opening for 50 Cent for the Spring Weekend concert. I'd rather have Ed Nelson.
Billy Mays has a Facebook. Shamwow.
Auburn's women's basketball team has a player named DeWanna Bonner. She must have had a hard life.
Dear freshmen in South, we hate you. Sincerely, the sophomore class.
If Jesus can change water into wine, imagine what he can change Keystone into...
Hasheem ate the two freshmen who got into South for next year.
Wal-Mart and cheap beer: the only two things undergrads and white trash can agree on.
So just for fun, while waiting for Yellow line at the Co-op, I counted all the NorthFace jackets I saw. There were 32.
Looking for budget cuts, UConn? Try the Orange Line. I'm pretty sure our cows don't need a ride to campus.
I've been doing situps all day; where's my six-pack? I am so thirsty.
Leggings ? Pants.
I will be ecstatic come April 1 when that popup ends when logging into Huskymail.
How is it that, no matter where I move on campus, my classes are always on the other side and I am forced to walk for 20 minutes to get to every class?
Billy Mays has a Facebook. Shamwow.
Auburn's women's basketball team has a player named DeWanna Bonner. She must have had a hard life.
Dear freshmen in South, we hate you. Sincerely, the sophomore class.
If Jesus can change water into wine, imagine what he can change Keystone into...
Hasheem ate the two freshmen who got into South for next year.
Wal-Mart and cheap beer: the only two things undergrads and white trash can agree on.
So just for fun, while waiting for Yellow line at the Co-op, I counted all the NorthFace jackets I saw. There were 32.
Looking for budget cuts, UConn? Try the Orange Line. I'm pretty sure our cows don't need a ride to campus.
I've been doing situps all day; where's my six-pack? I am so thirsty.
Leggings ? Pants.
I will be ecstatic come April 1 when that popup ends when logging into Huskymail.
How is it that, no matter where I move on campus, my classes are always on the other side and I am forced to walk for 20 minutes to get to every class?
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