Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/26/09 Section: Commentary
Sooo... life-size poster of A.J. Price and Hasheem Thabeet watching me: NOT conducive to masturbating.
Schadenfreude (n.) - (1) Happiness at the misfortune of others; (2) An excellent Avenue Q song; (3) My calculus professor after grading tests.
I hope all of the mascots gang up to fight Marc Gauthier.
Mike Hogan should be president of the world.
I saw "InstantDaily is typing." Just give me a little love.
Is "the number of mass e-mails sent out to students" a new category in the U.S. News and World Report college rankings? If so, UConn has to be in the top 10.
I will pay for the InstantDaily's medical bills in exchange for an investigative report into the salad bar at Putnam...
Obama didn't think UConn could make it ... I'll keep that in mind on reelection day.
You know that you've played too much "Guitar Hero" when the completed bubble sheet of your economics exam reminds you of a riff.
I just cursed out DeJuan Blair walking down Newbury Street. You're welcome, Huskies.
For the person who stuffed the empty banana peel with napkins and then put it back in North dining hall, you got me.
Schadenfreude (n.) - (1) Happiness at the misfortune of others; (2) An excellent Avenue Q song; (3) My calculus professor after grading tests.
I hope all of the mascots gang up to fight Marc Gauthier.
Mike Hogan should be president of the world.
I saw "InstantDaily is typing." Just give me a little love.
Is "the number of mass e-mails sent out to students" a new category in the U.S. News and World Report college rankings? If so, UConn has to be in the top 10.
I will pay for the InstantDaily's medical bills in exchange for an investigative report into the salad bar at Putnam...
Obama didn't think UConn could make it ... I'll keep that in mind on reelection day.
You know that you've played too much "Guitar Hero" when the completed bubble sheet of your economics exam reminds you of a riff.
I just cursed out DeJuan Blair walking down Newbury Street. You're welcome, Huskies.
For the person who stuffed the empty banana peel with napkins and then put it back in North dining hall, you got me.
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