Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/27/09 Section: Commentary
Attention UConn, I'm speaking to you from the future. Whatever you do, avoid Nate Miles. I hope it's not too late!
To whoever stole the sweet teas off the roof of my car - I have mono. Enjoy.
Mandeldove must be the most feared player on our team. By the time you see him, you've already lost.
I can't wait to see that new movie with Jeff Adrien, 'A Haunting in Connecticut.'
McCain had UConn in his Final Four.
I just jizzed on a boat.
My weekend plans: Captain Morgan at night, Captain Crunch in the morning.
I was sitting at the top row at the UConn women's game and President Hogan came by me and said, 'I am so high.' I responded, 'Me too.'
I'm seriously contemplating transferring to Eastern because it's closer to Taco Bell.
The only illegal recruiting Calhoun did was taking Jeff Adrien away from the Justice League
Dear Hasheem, if I make a life-sized poster of myself will you hang it on your wall?
How am I supposed to take my notes without my notebook?
Liquor stores should stop training cashiers to detect fake IDs and start training them to detect undercover cops.
To whoever stole the sweet teas off the roof of my car - I have mono. Enjoy.
Mandeldove must be the most feared player on our team. By the time you see him, you've already lost.
I can't wait to see that new movie with Jeff Adrien, 'A Haunting in Connecticut.'
McCain had UConn in his Final Four.
I just jizzed on a boat.
My weekend plans: Captain Morgan at night, Captain Crunch in the morning.
I was sitting at the top row at the UConn women's game and President Hogan came by me and said, 'I am so high.' I responded, 'Me too.'
I'm seriously contemplating transferring to Eastern because it's closer to Taco Bell.
The only illegal recruiting Calhoun did was taking Jeff Adrien away from the Justice League
Dear Hasheem, if I make a life-sized poster of myself will you hang it on your wall?
How am I supposed to take my notes without my notebook?
Liquor stores should stop training cashiers to detect fake IDs and start training them to detect undercover cops.
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