Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 3/31/09 Section: Commentary
Because of budget cuts, the library will be open for limited hours. For a conscientious student, this means less time to study. For a prospective senior, this means I might actually graduate without having sex in Homer Babbidge.
Why does Michigan State just have 'State' on their jerseys? That really narrows it down to 50 places. When we play them we should have 'University' on our jerseys.
You know you're on the toilet too long when your legs fall asleep.
Using the sprinklers on the turf field when its raining? Way to use our budget cut spending wisely UConn.
I got a parking ticket while picking up my graduation tickets, cap and gown. I'm gonna miss you, UConn.
C Lot is the new X Lot. Be there.
To the girl drinking Coors in Brock lounge: You are officially more bad-ass than I, or any of us, will ever be.
I got a mug at the dining hall last week and on the side it reads "fill me up, save a cup." What I don't understand is how I'm saving a cup and conserving water when I still have to wash the mug.
I asked for a basketball at the gym and the guy working there handed me a lock. UConn's employees at their finest.
If anyone finds a box of Lucky Charms without the Lucky Charms, I ate them. Sorry.
They don't kick you out of the Union for not wearing a shirt while devouring wings.
Why does Michigan State just have 'State' on their jerseys? That really narrows it down to 50 places. When we play them we should have 'University' on our jerseys.
You know you're on the toilet too long when your legs fall asleep.
Using the sprinklers on the turf field when its raining? Way to use our budget cut spending wisely UConn.
I got a parking ticket while picking up my graduation tickets, cap and gown. I'm gonna miss you, UConn.
C Lot is the new X Lot. Be there.
To the girl drinking Coors in Brock lounge: You are officially more bad-ass than I, or any of us, will ever be.
I got a mug at the dining hall last week and on the side it reads "fill me up, save a cup." What I don't understand is how I'm saving a cup and conserving water when I still have to wash the mug.
I asked for a basketball at the gym and the guy working there handed me a lock. UConn's employees at their finest.
If anyone finds a box of Lucky Charms without the Lucky Charms, I ate them. Sorry.
They don't kick you out of the Union for not wearing a shirt while devouring wings.
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