Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/1/09 Section: Commentary
Everyone on ESPN keeps saying Ford Field will be a 'sea of green' because of all the Michigan State fans. Unfortunately, the same can't be said of their wallets.
Props to the guy who got a DUI while driving a motorized bar stool.
I keep getting e-mails for the Special Olympics. I feel like President Obama
Taking a dorm shower is like a game of Operation. If you touch the sides, you lose.
To the kid who just bought Adderall ... you just got a sleeping pill. April Fool's!
I hope Pat Forde and Jeff Adrien meet in a dark alley in Detroit.
The Orange Line is the Jonathan Mandeldove of bus lines. No one pays attention to it, it wanders aimlessly around campus and tries to pick up girls at North Campus.
To the guy at the gym listening to the Thong Song, I approve.
Former UConn student Josh Nochimson sent Nate Miles 1,565 phone calls and text messages. What the NCAA calls illegal I call flirting.
It's weird that the country is more focused on Obama's NCAA brackets than his effort to fix the country's economic crisis, but it's cool, he's Obama.
Jeff Adrien could beat 300 Spartans by himself.
Props to the guy who got a DUI while driving a motorized bar stool.
I keep getting e-mails for the Special Olympics. I feel like President Obama
Taking a dorm shower is like a game of Operation. If you touch the sides, you lose.
To the kid who just bought Adderall ... you just got a sleeping pill. April Fool's!
I hope Pat Forde and Jeff Adrien meet in a dark alley in Detroit.
The Orange Line is the Jonathan Mandeldove of bus lines. No one pays attention to it, it wanders aimlessly around campus and tries to pick up girls at North Campus.
To the guy at the gym listening to the Thong Song, I approve.
Former UConn student Josh Nochimson sent Nate Miles 1,565 phone calls and text messages. What the NCAA calls illegal I call flirting.
It's weird that the country is more focused on Obama's NCAA brackets than his effort to fix the country's economic crisis, but it's cool, he's Obama.
Jeff Adrien could beat 300 Spartans by himself.
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