Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/2/09 Section: Commentary
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To all the vegans who ate at Whitney last night: You aren't vegans anymore. I switched the tags.
To the girl who asked the Mythbusters if they would blow up Arjona and Monteith: Well done.
To the guy who let loose the white mice in German class, make sure to bring a snake next week to catch the spares.
My dad sent me an e-mail and signed it, "Tim (aka Dad)." WTF?
My buddy walks into the house today and says, "Dude, Ted's is gonna require two forms of ID to get in from now on, it was in the DC today." I said, "It's April Fools Day, bud." He says, "So what? It was in the paper - why would they say it if it wasn't true?" I said, "You're an April Fool."
I was so excited when I got tickets to the Final Four. Then I remembered it was in Detroit. It's OK, though, I'm willing to get shot for UConn basketball.
What would Jesus Twitter?
I'm not sure if what I ran over this morning was a small animal or someone's lost tail. I almost crashed my car trying to find out.
I find it kind of pathetic that, if Michigan State beats UConn, my bracket filled out by a coin flip will beat the bracket I picked.
To all the vegans who ate at Whitney last night: You aren't vegans anymore. I switched the tags.
To the girl who asked the Mythbusters if they would blow up Arjona and Monteith: Well done.
To the guy who let loose the white mice in German class, make sure to bring a snake next week to catch the spares.
My dad sent me an e-mail and signed it, "Tim (aka Dad)." WTF?
My buddy walks into the house today and says, "Dude, Ted's is gonna require two forms of ID to get in from now on, it was in the DC today." I said, "It's April Fools Day, bud." He says, "So what? It was in the paper - why would they say it if it wasn't true?" I said, "You're an April Fool."
I was so excited when I got tickets to the Final Four. Then I remembered it was in Detroit. It's OK, though, I'm willing to get shot for UConn basketball.
What would Jesus Twitter?
I'm not sure if what I ran over this morning was a small animal or someone's lost tail. I almost crashed my car trying to find out.
I find it kind of pathetic that, if Michigan State beats UConn, my bracket filled out by a coin flip will beat the bracket I picked.
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