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Issue date: 4/3/09 Section: Commentary
Dear UConn, you promised to get rid of the Huskymail pop-up after April 1. It's April 3. What gives?
CLAS got evacuated for safety this morning. But Arjona? Still holding strong.
Can I push the emergency blue light if I am getting my butt kicked by my psych test?
On Rate My Professor, I can make sure I'm not stuck with a bad professor for four months. But how am I supposed to pick my new boyfriend now that JuicyCampus is gone?
I don't consider myself very gullible, but damn, Hasheem, your Facebook status got me bad.
Facebook should have a "dislike" button.
You know you're a college student when you wash plastic utensils and cups multiple times.
Newton's Law: An object at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an outside force.
Thabeet's Law: A basketball player in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by Hasheem.
I hope 50 Cent doesn't get shot at UConn. The infirmary will just give him Tylenol and tell him he has mono.
Can somebody please remind President Hogan that we, as a school, need to watch the Final Four TOGETHER at Gampel, like in 2004? Anybody?
I asked Jim Calhoun about returning some cans for me while he's in Detroit for the Final Four. He responded, "not a dime back."
To the Putnam mailroom: First, what you did is illegal. Second, I want my caramels back.
To the girl with a bowl of Cheerios and a bowl of meatballs at 10:30 breakfast, you're disgusting.
CLAS got evacuated for safety this morning. But Arjona? Still holding strong.
Can I push the emergency blue light if I am getting my butt kicked by my psych test?
On Rate My Professor, I can make sure I'm not stuck with a bad professor for four months. But how am I supposed to pick my new boyfriend now that JuicyCampus is gone?
I don't consider myself very gullible, but damn, Hasheem, your Facebook status got me bad.
Facebook should have a "dislike" button.
You know you're a college student when you wash plastic utensils and cups multiple times.
Newton's Law: An object at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an outside force.
Thabeet's Law: A basketball player in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by Hasheem.
I hope 50 Cent doesn't get shot at UConn. The infirmary will just give him Tylenol and tell him he has mono.
Can somebody please remind President Hogan that we, as a school, need to watch the Final Four TOGETHER at Gampel, like in 2004? Anybody?
I asked Jim Calhoun about returning some cans for me while he's in Detroit for the Final Four. He responded, "not a dime back."
To the Putnam mailroom: First, what you did is illegal. Second, I want my caramels back.
To the girl with a bowl of Cheerios and a bowl of meatballs at 10:30 breakfast, you're disgusting.
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Jules
posted 4/03/09 @ 9:25 AM EST
If the men and/or women win this weekend.......then watching the respective championships games will happen. It's always in the works each year as the men and/or women enter the tournament. (Continued…)
Nancy
posted 4/03/09 @ 9:53 AM EST
Kuddos to the folks who schedule the grounds maintenance on campus. Earlier this week you successfully held up rush hour traffic and made everyone at least 20 minutes late to their destinations. (Continued…)
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