Spring Break
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Issue date: 4/6/09 Section: Commentary
Since we can't burn cars in celebration of a win, can we burn Arjona and Monteith to help us mourn? I know it would make a lot of people happy.
I walked by a guy stealing a car in Detroit. My dad asked him for directions.
The thing is, I'm dead serious about the Caucasian-American Cultural Center. I've been trying to recruit people to the CACC for two years. It's only fair.
To the girl who farted on me during sex Sunday morning: props for keeping your cool while I cracked up.
I'm going to kill all the Michigan State fans. Oh wait, they'll all just get shot in Detroit anyway.
The only benefit of our loss is that I no longer need to fireproof my couch.
Old Spice calls their new 'swagger' scent the official scent of confidence. I prefer to call it the official scent of Jerome Dyson.
To the kid in my psychology lecture who always wears the Michigan hat: If I see you with it tomorrow, I'm going to sit behind you and piss on it.
"Dribbling penetration" was the most college-oriented ESPN headline I have ever heard.
When CBS zoomed in on Calhoun's granddaughter, I couldn't hold back the tears.
I walked by a guy stealing a car in Detroit. My dad asked him for directions.
The thing is, I'm dead serious about the Caucasian-American Cultural Center. I've been trying to recruit people to the CACC for two years. It's only fair.
To the girl who farted on me during sex Sunday morning: props for keeping your cool while I cracked up.
I'm going to kill all the Michigan State fans. Oh wait, they'll all just get shot in Detroit anyway.
The only benefit of our loss is that I no longer need to fireproof my couch.
Old Spice calls their new 'swagger' scent the official scent of confidence. I prefer to call it the official scent of Jerome Dyson.
To the kid in my psychology lecture who always wears the Michigan hat: If I see you with it tomorrow, I'm going to sit behind you and piss on it.
"Dribbling penetration" was the most college-oriented ESPN headline I have ever heard.
When CBS zoomed in on Calhoun's granddaughter, I couldn't hold back the tears.
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bob
posted 4/06/09 @ 4:59 PM EST
I'm all for the Caucasian-American Cultural Center, its right there with my idea for the Straight White Male Center, seeing thats the only group that dosen't have on on campus. (Continued…)
DB
posted 4/06/09 @ 10:29 PM EST
...and I've always wanted to counter the NAACP with the National Association for the Advancement of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants....I get nothing in my favor for being an average white girl. (Continued…)
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