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Issue date: 4/7/09 Section: Commentary
This whole campus is a Caucasian-American Cultural Center.
That's a nice package you have there. Would you like me to ship it for you?
Online chemistry homework has done nothing but give me an extreme hatred of owls.
I now have one more reason I hate Michigan: Michigan State basketball and the Ford Festiva.
Four semesters of UConn weather have considerably improved my long-jump skills.
Dear Hasheem, the NBA isn't going anywhere. Let's win a championship.
Does watching 'The Magic School Bus' count as studying for my anatomy exam?
I ride the yellow line like a boss.
To the kid who mixed the Cookie Crisp and ice cream in North Dining Hall, you are an innovator and a legend.
Has everyone seen the forecast for the week? The basketball gods are clearly as upset as we are.
That's a nice package you have there. Would you like me to ship it for you?
Online chemistry homework has done nothing but give me an extreme hatred of owls.
I now have one more reason I hate Michigan: Michigan State basketball and the Ford Festiva.
Four semesters of UConn weather have considerably improved my long-jump skills.
Dear Hasheem, the NBA isn't going anywhere. Let's win a championship.
Does watching 'The Magic School Bus' count as studying for my anatomy exam?
I ride the yellow line like a boss.
To the kid who mixed the Cookie Crisp and ice cream in North Dining Hall, you are an innovator and a legend.
Has everyone seen the forecast for the week? The basketball gods are clearly as upset as we are.
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Jay Tourigny
posted 4/07/09 @ 10:35 AM EST
Dear instant daily:
As consilation to UCONN's loss, I'm glad that NC put Michigan biased CBS Sports in their place.
neanderaul
posted 4/08/09 @ 9:05 AM EST
Not to shoot holes in your theory but...... the festiva lasts an average of 300,000 miles (I know of 5 with 500,000) AND it wasn't made in Detroit, it was made in Korea. (Continued…)
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