Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/8/09 Section: Commentary
UConn: Where men are men and women are champions.
The women make the men look like the football team.
Renee Montgomery, will you marry me? (If you say no, then Maya Moore, I wanted you all along).
Whenever I'm about to flip a car, I just think WWHD - What would Hogan do? President Hogan is my moral compass and has kept me out of many a strangers' beds.
Nothing sums up a perfect season like a UConn montage with music from... Miley Cyrus?
I'll burn one car on campus for every date I get with Caroline Doty.
I'm so glad that the beds where I'm living next year loft. We'll have so much more room to do ACTIVITIES!
If your elementary school didn't serve pizza every Friday, your principal was probably a communist.
When I voted for Obama, I voted for change. If I had known that change would include Kutner dying on "House," I would have abstained from voting.
Let the car burning begin! (Just not mine)
I would bet my NCAA pool money that the decriminalization of marijuana in CT would put enough police officers out of work to take care of the budget crisis.
I'm in the conference room in the library and I'm wondering if someone had sex where my laptop is on the table.
The police blotter: my anti-drug/drink/fight.
The women make the men look like the football team.
Renee Montgomery, will you marry me? (If you say no, then Maya Moore, I wanted you all along).
Whenever I'm about to flip a car, I just think WWHD - What would Hogan do? President Hogan is my moral compass and has kept me out of many a strangers' beds.
Nothing sums up a perfect season like a UConn montage with music from... Miley Cyrus?
I'll burn one car on campus for every date I get with Caroline Doty.
I'm so glad that the beds where I'm living next year loft. We'll have so much more room to do ACTIVITIES!
If your elementary school didn't serve pizza every Friday, your principal was probably a communist.
When I voted for Obama, I voted for change. If I had known that change would include Kutner dying on "House," I would have abstained from voting.
Let the car burning begin! (Just not mine)
I would bet my NCAA pool money that the decriminalization of marijuana in CT would put enough police officers out of work to take care of the budget crisis.
I'm in the conference room in the library and I'm wondering if someone had sex where my laptop is on the table.
The police blotter: my anti-drug/drink/fight.
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