Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/10/09 Section: Commentary
In response to the stiff Harry Potter fan: I'd like to invite your basilisk into my chamber of secrets.
To the girl who stared me down in the dining hall after I said, "I want some sugar," I was talking about the cereal.
Getting Party Cake ice cream is like a random hookup. You have to be in the right place at the right time, and then you don't get any for another two months.
I just saw six facilities people changing a light bulb outside my building...so I guess that answers that question.
Living in North taught me that sometimes they take the handles off the showers for days on end. Being in the School of Engineering taught me that I could use a 3.5-inch pipe wrench to turn on the shower. Thanks, UConn.
Go ahead, freshmen, walk in front of my car. I like Frogger, too.
Karma has taught me that making fun of ugly people is not worth explosive diarrhea.
Today, I saw a girl wearing an Indian headband complete with feathers. The kids with tails better watch out; they're being hunted.
Daily Campus article: "Even a 10-foot inflatable rat has free speech rights in New Jersey, the state's supreme court ruled Thursday." ...only in Jersey.
If one more person takes the elevator to the first floor of the library, I'm going to petition USG to fund an escalator.
To the girl who stared me down in the dining hall after I said, "I want some sugar," I was talking about the cereal.
Getting Party Cake ice cream is like a random hookup. You have to be in the right place at the right time, and then you don't get any for another two months.
I just saw six facilities people changing a light bulb outside my building...so I guess that answers that question.
Living in North taught me that sometimes they take the handles off the showers for days on end. Being in the School of Engineering taught me that I could use a 3.5-inch pipe wrench to turn on the shower. Thanks, UConn.
Go ahead, freshmen, walk in front of my car. I like Frogger, too.
Karma has taught me that making fun of ugly people is not worth explosive diarrhea.
Today, I saw a girl wearing an Indian headband complete with feathers. The kids with tails better watch out; they're being hunted.
Daily Campus article: "Even a 10-foot inflatable rat has free speech rights in New Jersey, the state's supreme court ruled Thursday." ...only in Jersey.
If one more person takes the elevator to the first floor of the library, I'm going to petition USG to fund an escalator.
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