Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/14/09 Section: Commentary
Whenever I see girls wearing heels that they clearly can't walk in, I think to myself, "Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down."
You know you've reached an all-time low when the bouncer at Thirsty Dog has to cut gum out of your hair with a box cutter.
To my roommate: Sorry for cockblocking you with your girlfriend so badly over the last three months. It's just, she looks like a man; I felt like I was doing you a favor.
Today is my 20th birthday and my only wish is to appear in the InstantDaily tomorrow.
I hate it when people ask me, "Is that a real tattoo?!?" What do you think, I got it out of a CrackerJack box?
You know it's the end of the year when you're wishing it had been your roommate who jumped in with the polar bears at the Berlin Zoo.
Why should The Daily Campus cover rowing? It's not a sport; it's a form of transportation. They don't cover the bus drivers.
You know you've reached an all-time low when the bouncer at Thirsty Dog has to cut gum out of your hair with a box cutter.
To my roommate: Sorry for cockblocking you with your girlfriend so badly over the last three months. It's just, she looks like a man; I felt like I was doing you a favor.
Today is my 20th birthday and my only wish is to appear in the InstantDaily tomorrow.
I hate it when people ask me, "Is that a real tattoo?!?" What do you think, I got it out of a CrackerJack box?
You know it's the end of the year when you're wishing it had been your roommate who jumped in with the polar bears at the Berlin Zoo.
Why should The Daily Campus cover rowing? It's not a sport; it's a form of transportation. They don't cover the bus drivers.
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