Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/15/09 Section: Commentary
It's too dark to row at 4:30 in the morning.
You know how I know the WNBA is a joke? Their draft is held in Secaucus, N.J.
I walked by a "Remember Last Night" meeting and they were dancing to "Blame it on the A-a-a-alcohol."
You know you're an engineer when you see a hot chick and think up the ASAR - American Standard of Ass Ratings.
When it comes to the InstantDaily, my friends call me Allen Iverson. I just keep throwin' 'em up there until one gets in.
Susan Boyle should have done our Spring Weekend concert!
Was Good Ol' Tom just "Good Tom" 30 years ago?
When I bought my new iPod, I had it sent to my home address because I was afraid it would end up like that kid's caramels.
To whoever vandalized the door outside Sprague, nice LOTR reference, but it's bad enough having to live in East without having to worry about being killed by undead spirits.
Relax, rowing girl, club racquetball gets no love either. And we have to go to optional practice twice a week!
What did the Easter egg say to the pot of boiling water? "It's gonna take a while for me to get hard; I just got laid by some chick."
You know how I know the WNBA is a joke? Their draft is held in Secaucus, N.J.
I walked by a "Remember Last Night" meeting and they were dancing to "Blame it on the A-a-a-alcohol."
You know you're an engineer when you see a hot chick and think up the ASAR - American Standard of Ass Ratings.
When it comes to the InstantDaily, my friends call me Allen Iverson. I just keep throwin' 'em up there until one gets in.
Susan Boyle should have done our Spring Weekend concert!
Was Good Ol' Tom just "Good Tom" 30 years ago?
When I bought my new iPod, I had it sent to my home address because I was afraid it would end up like that kid's caramels.
To whoever vandalized the door outside Sprague, nice LOTR reference, but it's bad enough having to live in East without having to worry about being killed by undead spirits.
Relax, rowing girl, club racquetball gets no love either. And we have to go to optional practice twice a week!
What did the Easter egg say to the pot of boiling water? "It's gonna take a while for me to get hard; I just got laid by some chick."
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NYWNBAfan
posted 4/15/09 @ 10:06 AM EST
You know how I know you're a joke? You write for the Daily Campus.
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