Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/16/09 Section: Commentary
Is it just me or does it seem wrong when old people say "lol"?
I don't know why the rowing team is so upset. If I were on the team, I wouldn't care about a lack of coverage in the DC, 'cause I'd be on a boat.
Four-armed pirates would have been way cooler than four armed pirates.
A Botox commercial I just saw said, "Express yourself with Botox." Am I the only one who sees a problem with that?
I passed out with an infomercial on, and everyone in my dreams was obsessed with getting sleek, sexy abs.
I went to the infirmary today to have my knee looked at, and they told me, "Call your doctor and see what they say because we really don't know what to do." Thanks, UConn...
Why do the STUDENT ANNOUNCE-L e-mails keep coming a day late? Now I'm annoyed and uninformed.
So what if Hasheem's leaving? Geno's coaching TeamUSA. Olympics > NBA.
I thought the Tooth Fairy was really stepping up her game when I found a Wendy's cheeseburger under my pillow. Oh wait, my night is slowly coming back to me...
I don't know why the rowing team is so upset. If I were on the team, I wouldn't care about a lack of coverage in the DC, 'cause I'd be on a boat.
Four-armed pirates would have been way cooler than four armed pirates.
A Botox commercial I just saw said, "Express yourself with Botox." Am I the only one who sees a problem with that?
I passed out with an infomercial on, and everyone in my dreams was obsessed with getting sleek, sexy abs.
I went to the infirmary today to have my knee looked at, and they told me, "Call your doctor and see what they say because we really don't know what to do." Thanks, UConn...
Why do the STUDENT ANNOUNCE-L e-mails keep coming a day late? Now I'm annoyed and uninformed.
So what if Hasheem's leaving? Geno's coaching TeamUSA. Olympics > NBA.
I thought the Tooth Fairy was really stepping up her game when I found a Wendy's cheeseburger under my pillow. Oh wait, my night is slowly coming back to me...
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