Spring Break
Instant Daily
Katherine Smith
Issue date: 4/17/09 Section: Commentary
The year Brett Favre retires, John Madden does as well. Coincidence?
So I saw Jonathan suiting up in a bathroom today and thought, "He could very well be the messiah of the tail kids."
Why hasn't anyone stopped to think that perhaps Pompeii Oven isn't exactly the best name for a pizza oven?
So apparently Geno Auriemma is now going to coach USA's 2012 Women's Olympic Basketball Team. He should just take UConn's 2009 women's team.
Fire Health & Safety will never catch my guinea pig.
Dear tennis team, I apologize. You guys are awesome. Love, the rower who wrote the stupid comment.
I wonder if the medieval battles in front of the library are a good place to meet saucy wenches.
I set my toast on fire at the dining hall. I wanna thank the two people at the other toaster who said, "hey, it happens," and for not making me feel completely like an idiot.
You know you are a broke college student when Dubra is still $3 out of your budget.
If I have camouflage boxers on, can a girl still see my ding-dong coming?
So I saw Jonathan suiting up in a bathroom today and thought, "He could very well be the messiah of the tail kids."
Why hasn't anyone stopped to think that perhaps Pompeii Oven isn't exactly the best name for a pizza oven?
So apparently Geno Auriemma is now going to coach USA's 2012 Women's Olympic Basketball Team. He should just take UConn's 2009 women's team.
Fire Health & Safety will never catch my guinea pig.
Dear tennis team, I apologize. You guys are awesome. Love, the rower who wrote the stupid comment.
I wonder if the medieval battles in front of the library are a good place to meet saucy wenches.
I set my toast on fire at the dining hall. I wanna thank the two people at the other toaster who said, "hey, it happens," and for not making me feel completely like an idiot.
You know you are a broke college student when Dubra is still $3 out of your budget.
If I have camouflage boxers on, can a girl still see my ding-dong coming?
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