Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/20/09 Section: Commentary
Mayday! Mayday! The Oreo fell to the bottom of my glass!
"Day of Silence" is the same day as the opening of Zac Efron's new movie. Coincidence? I think not.
They said it couldn't be done, but I did it. It's 513 licks to the center of a Tootsie pop.
Hasheem needs his own celebreality dating show on VH1 called: "Thabeet of my Heart."
Go Green Paper towels: "made from paper, not trees." Where do they think paper comes from?
Is it bad that I always chuckle to myself and feel a sense of doing things right with my life whenever I see a car parked in the student lot with a baby seat in the back?
To all those who keep looking at me funny, I'm not talking to myself; it's called a Bluetooth.
President Hogan is giving his State of the University address on 4/20. I wonder if the reception afterward is serving weed brownies.
Is it Spring Weekend yet?
Apparently the horse I've been working with for Animal Science class has been bred every day since last Sunday. The horse gets more action than I do. Fail.
OK Financial Aid Services, how did I go from No. 1 to No. 5 in the queue? Last time I'll call you.
I just got into the School of Pharmacy. Soon I'll be able to sell drugs legally.
"Day of Silence" is the same day as the opening of Zac Efron's new movie. Coincidence? I think not.
They said it couldn't be done, but I did it. It's 513 licks to the center of a Tootsie pop.
Hasheem needs his own celebreality dating show on VH1 called: "Thabeet of my Heart."
Go Green Paper towels: "made from paper, not trees." Where do they think paper comes from?
Is it bad that I always chuckle to myself and feel a sense of doing things right with my life whenever I see a car parked in the student lot with a baby seat in the back?
To all those who keep looking at me funny, I'm not talking to myself; it's called a Bluetooth.
President Hogan is giving his State of the University address on 4/20. I wonder if the reception afterward is serving weed brownies.
Is it Spring Weekend yet?
Apparently the horse I've been working with for Animal Science class has been bred every day since last Sunday. The horse gets more action than I do. Fail.
OK Financial Aid Services, how did I go from No. 1 to No. 5 in the queue? Last time I'll call you.
I just got into the School of Pharmacy. Soon I'll be able to sell drugs legally.
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john
posted 4/20/09 @ 12:41 PM EST
so weather for this spring weekend...
Sunny..and high 70s.....Fri thru Sun
the cops are crying now.....
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