Spring Break
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Issue date: 4/21/09 Section: Commentary
I feel like someone is judging me every time I eat a banana.
I lost my virginity while wearing a Snuggie this weekend. I don't care what anyone says; those armholes are genius.
I think there's a tickle fight going on in Hilltop Suites right now. Either that or someone's having an awesome 4/20.
Trojan just introduced new "Trojan 2Go" condoms. Is it just me or were they already pretty portable?
You know you're out of shape when your legs hurt while watching the Boston Marathon.
When our hall director finished giving us the speech about being safe on Spring Weekend, we clapped for her as if to say, "Nice try."
The one good thing about having poofy hair is that it hides my hickey.
You know you are at Homer way too early when you get a whole floor to yourself.
After checking the weather for Spring Weekend, it is pretty clear that Mother Nature fully supports our festivities.
Life lesson: don't clean your bathroom for inspections with caustic chemicals... naked. Learn from my mistake, it burns.
I lost my virginity while wearing a Snuggie this weekend. I don't care what anyone says; those armholes are genius.
I think there's a tickle fight going on in Hilltop Suites right now. Either that or someone's having an awesome 4/20.
Trojan just introduced new "Trojan 2Go" condoms. Is it just me or were they already pretty portable?
You know you're out of shape when your legs hurt while watching the Boston Marathon.
When our hall director finished giving us the speech about being safe on Spring Weekend, we clapped for her as if to say, "Nice try."
The one good thing about having poofy hair is that it hides my hickey.
You know you are at Homer way too early when you get a whole floor to yourself.
After checking the weather for Spring Weekend, it is pretty clear that Mother Nature fully supports our festivities.
Life lesson: don't clean your bathroom for inspections with caustic chemicals... naked. Learn from my mistake, it burns.
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Kaili
posted 4/21/09 @ 8:50 PM EST
I would have gone to class this morning but I am still listening to Doris speech
Tahirah Williams
posted 4/22/09 @ 12:08 AM EST
If i had a dollar for every time someone at the UConn club dinner say i'm going to keep this short or thanking Patty B i would have enough money to buy 2 Shenkman and Gampel
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