Spring Break
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Issue date: 4/24/09 Section: Commentary
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The free Spring Weekend T-shirt giveaway at Jorgensen was just about as crowded as X Lot. I think it's a good sign.
UConn, please enjoy Spring Weekend responsibly, which means don't wear Crocs.
My brother goes to Eastern and they sent out an e-mail telling their students not to come here for Spring Weekend. Apparently UConn is like the friend your parents don't want you to hang out with.
I think it should be a UConn graduation requirement for people to attend the Spring Weekend X Lot meeting on Saturday.
VP for Student Affairs: "I ask that you do not participate in the unsanctioned weekend events that occur at area apartment complexes and are centered on alcohol and rioting." Must be a new guy. Let's give him a warm welcome this week.
And so we come upon Spring Weekend, the time of year the lawns of Carriage and Celeron get the best watering of the season: Keystone and urine.
Living in Celeron, UConn is basically forcing me to drink by not allowing me to park at my apartment. How am I supposed to get to the library to study?
I'm a transfer student, and after just leaving my hall meeting where we were told that CAs will be on duty for 20 hours a day, and they are really hoping not to have to call an ambulance this year, I'm not gonna lie, I'm very intimidated by Spring Weekend.
To the guy sleeping in the chair next to me in the library, you're lucky your shoes are off. It's Spring Weekend; you're fair game.
The weather forecast for this weekend proves two things: 1. God is a Husky fan and 2. Even He drinks on Spring Weekend.
Is it bad that I went to our floor meeting about Spring Weekend drunk?
I found an unopened beer can in my shower in North with an attached post-it saying, "Enjoy the festivities." I've never been more proud to be a Husky.
The free Spring Weekend T-shirt giveaway at Jorgensen was just about as crowded as X Lot. I think it's a good sign.
UConn, please enjoy Spring Weekend responsibly, which means don't wear Crocs.
My brother goes to Eastern and they sent out an e-mail telling their students not to come here for Spring Weekend. Apparently UConn is like the friend your parents don't want you to hang out with.
I think it should be a UConn graduation requirement for people to attend the Spring Weekend X Lot meeting on Saturday.
VP for Student Affairs: "I ask that you do not participate in the unsanctioned weekend events that occur at area apartment complexes and are centered on alcohol and rioting." Must be a new guy. Let's give him a warm welcome this week.
And so we come upon Spring Weekend, the time of year the lawns of Carriage and Celeron get the best watering of the season: Keystone and urine.
Living in Celeron, UConn is basically forcing me to drink by not allowing me to park at my apartment. How am I supposed to get to the library to study?
I'm a transfer student, and after just leaving my hall meeting where we were told that CAs will be on duty for 20 hours a day, and they are really hoping not to have to call an ambulance this year, I'm not gonna lie, I'm very intimidated by Spring Weekend.
To the guy sleeping in the chair next to me in the library, you're lucky your shoes are off. It's Spring Weekend; you're fair game.
The weather forecast for this weekend proves two things: 1. God is a Husky fan and 2. Even He drinks on Spring Weekend.
Is it bad that I went to our floor meeting about Spring Weekend drunk?
I found an unopened beer can in my shower in North with an attached post-it saying, "Enjoy the festivities." I've never been more proud to be a Husky.
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