The Daily Campus

Issue date: 4/24/09 Section: Commentary

Do you remember your Thursday night?

Are you going to remember this editorial?

Did you go to class today?

How much water have you drank to make up for the hangover?

Don't you wish the dining halls served Bloody Marys?

Do you have an exam today?

Did any of you party with faculty?

Did any of you sleep with faculty?

Don't forget to pour a 40 for the teetotalers.

Did you know Boone's Farms has 0 percent fruit juice?

How many of you are trying to find a girlfriend this weekend?

How many of you are going to lose your girlfriend this weekend?

How many of you are going to try and get Hogan's digits this weekend?

(If you do, let the InstantDaily know)

Is anyone thinking outside the box re: furniture burning?

(Be classy, burn an armoire.)

Instead of yelling at them, why not hug the cops?

(Don't really, they'll set the dogs on you)

Do the cops pre-game off our confiscated liquor?

What kind of drinking games do cops play?

Take a minute to laugh at the E.O. Smith kids who'll never make it into Celeron.

Are you going to walk the rape trail tonight?

Whose idea was calling it the 'rape trail' anyway?

And whatever happened to that sign designating it the 'Hunting Lodge Road Path'?

Can we start a new name next year??

It's probably copyrighted.

Here's our favorite drink (for people over 21) - Husky Champagne:

2 Liters of Sprite; 2 Liters of Franzia's Sunset Blush; 15 ounces of Dubra.

Equal to 12 drinks.

Here's our favorite drink (for people under 21):

Orange juice. (Simply Orange, not Minute Maid. Thanks a lot, Coca-Cola.)

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