Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/29/09 Section: Commentary
Graduating, no job, and yet to make the InstantDaily. Please shed some light on these dismal days.
Dear UConn, if you take away our dining hall trays in order to save the environment, maybe you should turn off the heat in Monteith. It is 90 degrees out.
I opened up a fortune cookie today with no fortune inside. I guess that means no luck in bed.
If there's such a thing as junior-itis, I DEFINITELY have it and I'm pretty sure there's no cure.
A fat person on an elevator is a 'which came first, the chicken or the egg' situation.
Wow, A.J. Price spends a night in Shippee and the PR people manage to keep it from the InstantDaily. What happened to freedom of speech?
After a long day of classes, I feel like coming back to North and seeing about 200 bikini-clad girls is just God's way of saying, "Way to make of through the day."
In this economy, the only place hiring UConn students is the NFL.
Dear UConn, if you take away our dining hall trays in order to save the environment, maybe you should turn off the heat in Monteith. It is 90 degrees out.
I opened up a fortune cookie today with no fortune inside. I guess that means no luck in bed.
If there's such a thing as junior-itis, I DEFINITELY have it and I'm pretty sure there's no cure.
A fat person on an elevator is a 'which came first, the chicken or the egg' situation.
Wow, A.J. Price spends a night in Shippee and the PR people manage to keep it from the InstantDaily. What happened to freedom of speech?
After a long day of classes, I feel like coming back to North and seeing about 200 bikini-clad girls is just God's way of saying, "Way to make of through the day."
In this economy, the only place hiring UConn students is the NFL.
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