Spring Break
The top sports InstantDailies of the year
Marc Gauthier
Issue date: 4/29/09 Section: Sports
Well, the end is finally here. Another year of UConn sports in the books.
I wanted to be nostalgic and go through some of the great moments UConn has had this year, but I'll save that for another day.
For now, I leave you with the best sports InstantDailies from this year.
Men's Basketball
March 2 - Hasheem Thabeet almost had a triple-double in points, rebounds and faked injuries.
March 30 - Maybe Coach Calhoun wouldn't have made all those phone calls to Nate Miles if he hadn't gotten such a good deal with his Comcast Triple Play.
April 4 - Newton's Law: An object at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an outside force. Thabeet's Law: A basketball player in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by Hasheem.
April 4 - I asked Jim Calhoun about returning some cans for me while he's in Detroit for the Final Four. He responded, "Not a dime back."
April 6 - Old Spice calls their new 'swagger' scent the official scent of confidence. I prefer to call it the official scent of Jerome Dyson.
April 20 - Hasheem needs his own celeb-reality dating show on VH1 called: "Thabeet of my Heart."
Women's Basketball
Nov. 7 - They should give away free caskets at the women's basketball games ... No one in the crowd is under 65.
Feb. 26 - Going into the Student Union before a women's basketball game is like going to visit Grandma when she and all her friends are playing pinochle.
April 6 - I'll burn one car on campus for every date I get with Caroline Doty.
April 19 - So apparently Geno Auriemma is now going to coach USA's 2012 Women's Olympic Basketball Team. He should just take UConn's 2009 women's team.
Jeff Adrien
Feb. 6 - Jeff Adrien can kill two stones with one bird.
Feb. 13 - There is no 'ctrl' button on Jeff Adrien's computer. Jeff Adrien is always in control.
February 23 - Apple pays Jeff Adrien 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
I wanted to be nostalgic and go through some of the great moments UConn has had this year, but I'll save that for another day.
For now, I leave you with the best sports InstantDailies from this year.
Men's Basketball
March 2 - Hasheem Thabeet almost had a triple-double in points, rebounds and faked injuries.
March 30 - Maybe Coach Calhoun wouldn't have made all those phone calls to Nate Miles if he hadn't gotten such a good deal with his Comcast Triple Play.
April 4 - Newton's Law: An object at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an outside force. Thabeet's Law: A basketball player in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by Hasheem.
April 4 - I asked Jim Calhoun about returning some cans for me while he's in Detroit for the Final Four. He responded, "Not a dime back."
April 6 - Old Spice calls their new 'swagger' scent the official scent of confidence. I prefer to call it the official scent of Jerome Dyson.
April 20 - Hasheem needs his own celeb-reality dating show on VH1 called: "Thabeet of my Heart."
Women's Basketball
Nov. 7 - They should give away free caskets at the women's basketball games ... No one in the crowd is under 65.
Feb. 26 - Going into the Student Union before a women's basketball game is like going to visit Grandma when she and all her friends are playing pinochle.
April 6 - I'll burn one car on campus for every date I get with Caroline Doty.
April 19 - So apparently Geno Auriemma is now going to coach USA's 2012 Women's Olympic Basketball Team. He should just take UConn's 2009 women's team.
Jeff Adrien
Feb. 6 - Jeff Adrien can kill two stones with one bird.
Feb. 13 - There is no 'ctrl' button on Jeff Adrien's computer. Jeff Adrien is always in control.
February 23 - Apple pays Jeff Adrien 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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pete
posted 4/29/09 @ 7:20 PM EST
Hopefully Mandeldove will find whoever writes this page and kick their ass all the way to store 24 and back again.
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