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Instant Daily
Issue date: 5/1/09 Section: Commentary
After picking on Mandeldove all year long I think it's time we showed him some Mandellove.
If I got avian flu AND swine flu, would I turn into a flying pig?
Hey NBA! For Game 7, the Celtics and the Bulls should just start at overtime with an 88-88 score.
I hate paper.
To the kid in MacMahon complaining about the piano next to the study lounge: Visit East. The piano is IN the freakin study lounge.
Quote from my professor: "I graded your shafts last night, some were too small. I got no sleep."
I challenge Jeff Adrien to the best sex of his life. Meet me in the 3rd floor study lounge in Homor Babbidge at 8 p.m. Thursday June 25th. Decisions, decisions.
TORNADO RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY. THOUSANDS DEAD.
Buyback should just give out gift cards to Huskies and Ted's.
In a final act of heroism before graduation, Jeff Adrien stopped West Virginia from scoring again. The end.
Today I watched my girlfriend take a block of cheese and dip it into nacho cheese. I think it's time.
Is it just me, or do Kevin Duffy and Marc Gauither have a bromance?
I bet a certain lady I couldn't make it into the Instant Daily 10 times in a semester. Well, I'm currently at nine. The FCC wouldn't allow you to print what she'll give me if I get in, but if this gets posted, I'll be getting my **** ****** while she ***** *****s my ***** **** on her *****ing ***** cement in her mom's mini van outside Wings Over Storrs.
If I got avian flu AND swine flu, would I turn into a flying pig?
Hey NBA! For Game 7, the Celtics and the Bulls should just start at overtime with an 88-88 score.
I hate paper.
To the kid in MacMahon complaining about the piano next to the study lounge: Visit East. The piano is IN the freakin study lounge.
Quote from my professor: "I graded your shafts last night, some were too small. I got no sleep."
I challenge Jeff Adrien to the best sex of his life. Meet me in the 3rd floor study lounge in Homor Babbidge at 8 p.m. Thursday June 25th. Decisions, decisions.
TORNADO RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY. THOUSANDS DEAD.
Buyback should just give out gift cards to Huskies and Ted's.
In a final act of heroism before graduation, Jeff Adrien stopped West Virginia from scoring again. The end.
Today I watched my girlfriend take a block of cheese and dip it into nacho cheese. I think it's time.
Is it just me, or do Kevin Duffy and Marc Gauither have a bromance?
I bet a certain lady I couldn't make it into the Instant Daily 10 times in a semester. Well, I'm currently at nine. The FCC wouldn't allow you to print what she'll give me if I get in, but if this gets posted, I'll be getting my **** ****** while she ***** *****s my ***** **** on her *****ing ***** cement in her mom's mini van outside Wings Over Storrs.
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Outraged
posted 5/02/09 @ 10:24 AM EST
"I bet a certain lady I couldn't make it into the Instant Daily 10 times in a semester. Well, I'm currently at nine. The FCC wouldn't allow you to print what she'll give me if I get in, but if this gets posted, I'll be getting my **** ****** while she ***** *****s my ***** **** on her *****ing ***** cement in her mom's mini van outside Wings Over Storrs. (Continued…)
thankful
posted 5/02/09 @ 3:27 PM EST
THANK YOU instant daily! Thank you, you've made my study session much more amusing. Finals apparently have a stick too far up some people's arse... Don't worry, a large majority of the remaining UConn student body still loves you dearly!
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