The Daily Campus

Issue date: 5/1/09 Section: Commentary

Did you start studying for finals yet?

Are you going to study at all?

Is it going to stop you from drinking?

You probably lost enough brain cells during Spring Weekend.

Oh well, maybe you still have enough to pass.

What if you don't pass?

Will you take the class over or just give up?

You don't seem like much of a quitter.

Are you going to barricade yourself in the library?

Do you even know where the library is?

Turns out, there are more floors after Bookworms.

What are you going to do to procrastinate?

Facebook is always a good outlet.

What happens when that option is exhausted?

Maybe if it gets really bad you can go to the gym.

Is that the only time you go to the gym?

It's a good way to de-stress, but then again so is drinking.

Are you tempted yet?

Don't forget, you need to pass those classes.

After all, getting an education is what college is about.

But really, when are you going to need to remember flower arranging?

Maybe some people need that for the future.

But can't you just wing it?

Can you just wing all of your finals?

Speaking of wings, how much fast food are you going to order?

Didn't you have your fill last weekend?

Are you already planning what you're going to order?

If you weren't before, I bet you are now.

Just don't eat too much and fall asleep while studying.

What if you miss your final that you studied so hard for?

Don't forget to set an alarm.

With all of this to think about - do you think that you are finally ready for finals?

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