Spring Break
InstantDaily
Issue date: 5/10/09 Section: Commentary
To my big brother and the best guy I know: thanks for being one of my best friends. I know after you graduate you'll do amazing things; you already have. Love, your little sister.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Everyone shouldn't hate us business majors so much...we get very lonely at the bars come finals week.
Graduation is the point where all the partying officially gets classified as alcoholism.
I am not a graduating senior, I have been in the InstantDaily once before and I have a job this summer. It's a long shot, but what the heck.
So now that I'm graduating, does that mean I'm going to be the creepy visitor at next year's Spring Weekend?
You know it's the end of the semester when you have no clean clothes, no Husky Bucks or points and only one sandal to balance in the shower with.
I went to bed proud of myself that I had never wet the bed in college ... and then I woke up.
So, which other girls looked at the sign that said Bachelors above the caps and gowns in the Co-op and walked to the other side?
I had this horrible nightmare about how I needed to graduate and get out into the real world. Then I woke up and realized, "Hey, I'm only a sophomore."
Graduating college without a job, I am in need of cash. So I am renting out ad space on my robe if anyone's interested.
I'll miss you, UConn.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Everyone shouldn't hate us business majors so much...we get very lonely at the bars come finals week.
Graduation is the point where all the partying officially gets classified as alcoholism.
I am not a graduating senior, I have been in the InstantDaily once before and I have a job this summer. It's a long shot, but what the heck.
So now that I'm graduating, does that mean I'm going to be the creepy visitor at next year's Spring Weekend?
You know it's the end of the semester when you have no clean clothes, no Husky Bucks or points and only one sandal to balance in the shower with.
I went to bed proud of myself that I had never wet the bed in college ... and then I woke up.
So, which other girls looked at the sign that said Bachelors above the caps and gowns in the Co-op and walked to the other side?
I had this horrible nightmare about how I needed to graduate and get out into the real world. Then I woke up and realized, "Hey, I'm only a sophomore."
Graduating college without a job, I am in need of cash. So I am renting out ad space on my robe if anyone's interested.
I'll miss you, UConn.
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Johnny
posted 5/11/09 @ 9:03 AM EST
so skipping all of the raunchy XXX-rated stuff because of all the families on campus this past weekend huh.
mark
posted 11/09/09 @ 9:01 AM EST
Love to read such articles.I am also working in my elder brother's cheap web hosting company and i just like him, we cooperate to each other in handling all business affairs and led happy life. (Continued…)
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