Spring Break
Instant Daily
Issue date: 6/15/09 Section: Commentary
Summer is work for me, but a vacation for my liver.
So, the only InstantDaily that will ever get accepted is this one, because I am not there to see it.
Calhoun finished a bike race with five broken ribs? Hell, if anything he deserves MORE money.
After visiting the Dairy Bar during orientation, I want to major in Strawberry Cheesecake.
Wings Over Storrs is closed for the summer. Did chickens get swine flu?
So what if I got on the Dean's List? I crave the approval of the InstantDaily so much more.
Taking summer classes is like being in a relationship. You pay loads of money to waste hours of time, never see your friends and get screwed.
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
My list of accomplishments this summer: got out of bed long enough to submit an InstantDaily.
Get well soon, Calhoun.
So, the only InstantDaily that will ever get accepted is this one, because I am not there to see it.
Calhoun finished a bike race with five broken ribs? Hell, if anything he deserves MORE money.
After visiting the Dairy Bar during orientation, I want to major in Strawberry Cheesecake.
Wings Over Storrs is closed for the summer. Did chickens get swine flu?
So what if I got on the Dean's List? I crave the approval of the InstantDaily so much more.
Taking summer classes is like being in a relationship. You pay loads of money to waste hours of time, never see your friends and get screwed.
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
My list of accomplishments this summer: got out of bed long enough to submit an InstantDaily.
Get well soon, Calhoun.
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