Spring Break
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Issue date: 10/27/09 Section: Commentary
My chemistry teacher gave me a grade of "fluorine" on my exam. I was kind of excited at first, but then read her note that said "see periodic table."
I just walked by some girl dressed up as Robin. If Robin looked anything like that, I would have paid more attention to Batman comics.
TIMMY KENNY I LOVE YOU. Love, an admirer in your Journalism 1002 class.
Today was not a good day. I discovered Rice Krispies chicken at McMahon.
Does anyone see the irony in sending the Patriots to play in England?
Facebook told me I had to reconnect with my girlfriend.
Every time someone sees me playing a game on Facebook they ask if it's FarmVille. I don't play FarmVille. It's Restaurant City. I have standards.
Yankees fans are like lady bugs. Right around October they come out of nowhere and infest the UConn campus. Then they die off, and we don't see them again for another year.
To the person in charge of the "Healthy Husky" program: May I borrow one of the vegetable costumes featured on the Healthy Husky posters in the dining hall for Halloween please?
My mom came to visit today and asked me if Ninja Turtles live in the manholes because they were steaming... my life is complete.
I just walked by some girl dressed up as Robin. If Robin looked anything like that, I would have paid more attention to Batman comics.
TIMMY KENNY I LOVE YOU. Love, an admirer in your Journalism 1002 class.
Today was not a good day. I discovered Rice Krispies chicken at McMahon.
Does anyone see the irony in sending the Patriots to play in England?
Facebook told me I had to reconnect with my girlfriend.
Every time someone sees me playing a game on Facebook they ask if it's FarmVille. I don't play FarmVille. It's Restaurant City. I have standards.
Yankees fans are like lady bugs. Right around October they come out of nowhere and infest the UConn campus. Then they die off, and we don't see them again for another year.
To the person in charge of the "Healthy Husky" program: May I borrow one of the vegetable costumes featured on the Healthy Husky posters in the dining hall for Halloween please?
My mom came to visit today and asked me if Ninja Turtles live in the manholes because they were steaming... my life is complete.
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