Spring Break
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Issue date: 11/2/09 Section: Commentary
What is the plural form of Twix?
Harlan, you don't know me, and I don't know you, but I do know one thing, and that's that you have a damn good iTunes library
To the free candy van outside of Towers, my one safe thing to do this Halloween will be to stay away from vans with free candy painted on them.
I've been an hour early for EVERYTHING!
I saw a Victoria's Secret thong on the ground next to a tree Friday morning on my way to my 8am. Apparently the squirrels are having better Thursday nights than I am, this is depressing.
To whomever pooped in the Busby Suites middle stairwell on Halloween, you need to find a little more self control, that's gross!
Oh, so apparently Kate Gosselin drives the Blue Line.
If playing Food Friendzy on Facebook was a major, I'd be set.
Playing dodgeball on a Sunday night was definitely a better decision than studying for my exam.
Halloween is always made more exciting when you find a random boy sleeping in your bed at 3 a.m.
Harlan, you don't know me, and I don't know you, but I do know one thing, and that's that you have a damn good iTunes library
To the free candy van outside of Towers, my one safe thing to do this Halloween will be to stay away from vans with free candy painted on them.
I've been an hour early for EVERYTHING!
I saw a Victoria's Secret thong on the ground next to a tree Friday morning on my way to my 8am. Apparently the squirrels are having better Thursday nights than I am, this is depressing.
To whomever pooped in the Busby Suites middle stairwell on Halloween, you need to find a little more self control, that's gross!
Oh, so apparently Kate Gosselin drives the Blue Line.
If playing Food Friendzy on Facebook was a major, I'd be set.
Playing dodgeball on a Sunday night was definitely a better decision than studying for my exam.
Halloween is always made more exciting when you find a random boy sleeping in your bed at 3 a.m.
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