Spring Break
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Issue date: 11/3/09 Section: Commentary
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
My roommates and I just smuggled 20 biscuits from South Dining Hall. We're already scheming to top that next month.
I dropped my flashcards in the toilet cause I was studying while pooping ... I don't think I deserve to ace this test.
I walked by a girl today on the phone saying "17 minus 3 is 14, and 14 minus 4 is 10, right?" Sign me up for her math class.
My roommate just broke up with her boyfriend. He told her he had a disease in his heart. She told him to stop eating fast food.
Hey Homer Babbidge, do you think its smart to have an electrical outlet right next to the urinal?
I think my physics book has a typo. "What happens when a moving car collides with a stationary cat and they bounce?"
Is it bad to re-friend your ex-boyfriend on Facebook just so he can see you're "in a relationship" again?
Why can't they just put the mac n' cheese IN the burritos? Save me some time.
I am in love with everything and everyone right now.
My roommates and I just smuggled 20 biscuits from South Dining Hall. We're already scheming to top that next month.
I dropped my flashcards in the toilet cause I was studying while pooping ... I don't think I deserve to ace this test.
I walked by a girl today on the phone saying "17 minus 3 is 14, and 14 minus 4 is 10, right?" Sign me up for her math class.
My roommate just broke up with her boyfriend. He told her he had a disease in his heart. She told him to stop eating fast food.
Hey Homer Babbidge, do you think its smart to have an electrical outlet right next to the urinal?
I think my physics book has a typo. "What happens when a moving car collides with a stationary cat and they bounce?"
Is it bad to re-friend your ex-boyfriend on Facebook just so he can see you're "in a relationship" again?
Why can't they just put the mac n' cheese IN the burritos? Save me some time.
I am in love with everything and everyone right now.
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