Spring Break
InstantDaily
Issue date: 11/4/09 Section: Commentary
Yesterday, the swipe machine wasn't working at the dining hall. Instead, they had everyone write their information down. I wrote my name down as "Thomas Tutone," Peoplesoft ID: 8675309.
Today my friend told me that someday he wants to have an intimate - but not sexual - relationship with a dog. Should I get him help?
You know you're working too hard when you try to use your NetID to log into Facebook.
If you do the math, you pay 42 cents per inch for a "five dollar foot long," by God, it's worth every penny.
Do you ever have one of those days where your earbuds just don't stay in your ears?
I think my voice sounds sexy when I'm sick. If you're sitting there saying you've never thought the same thing than you're just a dirty liar.
My math teacher found his voice. It was under his bed the whole time!
You know it's a good day when you can padiddle a green line.
Today at Starbucks a woman was singing Miley Cyrus' song "Party in the U.S.A." to her highchair-ed infant while simultaneously moving the baby's "hips like yeah." What is this world coming to?
Does anyone else love the fact that Syracuse lost to Division 2 Le Moyne in basketball
Today my friend told me that someday he wants to have an intimate - but not sexual - relationship with a dog. Should I get him help?
You know you're working too hard when you try to use your NetID to log into Facebook.
If you do the math, you pay 42 cents per inch for a "five dollar foot long," by God, it's worth every penny.
Do you ever have one of those days where your earbuds just don't stay in your ears?
I think my voice sounds sexy when I'm sick. If you're sitting there saying you've never thought the same thing than you're just a dirty liar.
My math teacher found his voice. It was under his bed the whole time!
You know it's a good day when you can padiddle a green line.
Today at Starbucks a woman was singing Miley Cyrus' song "Party in the U.S.A." to her highchair-ed infant while simultaneously moving the baby's "hips like yeah." What is this world coming to?
Does anyone else love the fact that Syracuse lost to Division 2 Le Moyne in basketball
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